Life in the Civilized World

George Orwell

Tribune, 7 July 1944

[“As I Please” was a regular column in Tribune from December 1943 to February 1945 and again from November 1946 to April 1947.  This short story is excerpted from the second part of Orwell’s 7 July 1944 “As I Please” column.]

(The family are at tea.)

Zoom-zoom-zoom!

‘Is there an alert on?’

‘No, it’s all clear.’

‘I thought there was an alert on.’

Zoom-zoom-zoom!

‘There’s another of those things coming!’

‘It’s all right, it’s miles away.’

Zoom-zoom-ZOOM!

‘Look out, here it comes!  Under the table, quick!’

Zoom-zoom-zoom!

‘It’s all right, it’s getting fainter.’

Zoom-zoom-ZOOM!

‘It’s coming back!’

‘They seem to kind of circle round and come back again.  They’ve got something on their tails that makes them do it.  Like a torpedo.’

ZOOM-ZOOM-ZOOM!

‘Christ!  It’s bang overhead!’

Dead silence.

‘Now get right underneath.  Keep your head well down.  What a mercy baby isn’t here!’

‘Look at the cat!  He’s frightened too.’

‘Of course animals know.  They can feel the vibrations.’

BOOM!

‘It’s all right, I told you it was miles away.’

(Tea continues.)

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