Alex Peak

Promiscuous Test

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My Answers

1:  Does your stock of condoms rival most drugstores?
No

2:  If you don’t get any action on the first date do you bother with another date?
Yes

3:  Do you have any friends of the opposite sex (or same if you swing that way) that you haven’t had sex with, don’t want to have sex with or don’t want to have sex with you?
Yes

4:  Did you actually have to think about the previous question?
No

5:  Have you ever been introduced as somebody’s boyfriend or girlfriend and thought, “Oh shit, when did that happen?”
Yes

6:  Have you ever done it with someone other than your partner in the room?
No

7:  Were they operating the camera?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe

8:  Have you spent more time in one night stands than meaningful relationships?
No

9:  Do people trust you around their boyfriends or girlfriends?
Yes

10:  Have you ever cheated on a significant other?
No

11:  How about stealing someone else’s significant other?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe

12:  Do you consider the act of sexual intercourse a sacred bond between two people in love?
No

13:  Did the previous question make you laugh?
No

14:  Have you ever taken dirty pictures of yourself?
Yes

15:  Was it you that posted them on the internet?
Yes

(It was a private forum.)

16:  Have you ever been late to work, school or any event because of hooking up?
Yes

(I was in New Jersey, i.e. out of state.)

17:  Can you name everybody you have done the nasty with?
Yes

18:  Ever hook up with someone you meet on the internet?
Yes

19:  Have you ever bet someone you’d “land” somebody?
No

20:  Did you win the bet?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe

21:  Do own any porn?
No

22:  Did you ever hook-up with someone just to piss someone else off?
No

23:  Right before the actual act has anyone ever utter a phrase similar to “my friends warned me about you?”
No

24:  Did it stop them?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe

25:  Ever end up in bed with someone you did not find attractive because bad sex is better than no sex?
No

26:  Do you carry a toothbrush with you when you go out?
No

27:  Have you tried to get a person to change teams (as far as sexual preference goes)?
No

28:  Were you successful?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe

29:  Do people ask you for relationship advice?
No

30:  Has anyone asked you not to sleep with someone because they really liked them?
No

My Results

I am 31% Promiscuous.
Active but Bored
Sure I have had sex, but what's the big deal? I find it as a chore to keep my realtionship balanced. But if I had a choice, I'd rather watch TV or paint dry.