The Personality Defect Test
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Do you have a belief in certain spiritual things? (For instance, souls, nirvana, God, invisible pink unicorns, flying spaghetti monsters, or heaven.)
Yes, I believe in some spiritual things.
No, I do not believe in anything spiritual.
(This question is extremely biased. I am not an atheist, and am instead agnostic. I do not consider myself wise enough to know whether there is or is not a God. But I am not atheist.)
Do you prefer to work alone or in a group?
I prefer to work alone.
I prefer to work in a group.
Do you tend to become angry or annoyed very easily?
Yes, I am easily annoyed or angered.
No, I am not easily annoyed or angered.
Which of the following motivates you more to accomplish something?
The prospect of fame.
When I am trying to convince someone of something...
I usually appeal to their emotions, their faith, or their intuitions.
I usually appeal to their reason.
When you attend a party, which best describes the way you behave?
I am the life of the party. I mingle among strangers, talk to anyone who seems interesting, and just try to have as much fun as possible.
I tend to stay close to the people I know, talking with a few select friends as opposed to mingling with the strangers.
(I talk to anyone who seems interested in philosophy, science, politics, or art, and I try to have as much fun as possible. I tend to stay close to the people I know because because they tend to be the people interested in philosophy, science, politics, art, and the activities I find to be fun. I am certainly not the “life of the party.”)
Which of the following are you prone to? (This means that you do the following things A LOT.)
Lying or cheating.
Arguing very heatedly or fighting.
None of the above.
(I debate, but I try to keep it from getting heated. Irrationality frustrates me, but I try to suppress my frustration so as to not let things get out of hand. I think I am fairly successful at this.)
When I achieve something very important...
I tend to brag about it.
I tend to keep it to myself.
Rationality is more important to me than emotions or feelings.
Which job would best suit your personality (NOT your interests)?
Talk Show Host.
Are you capable of physically hurting someone who angers you?
Yes, I could physically hurt someone if they were to anger me enough.
No, I would not physically hurt someone even if I were very angry.
(I am capable, but it would go against my ethics, so no.)
I am a very humble person.
I tend to be motivated mostly by my feelings or intuitions as opposed to my logic or reason.
I am shy and reclusive around new people.
(I absolutely was when I was younger. I believe I have grown much more comfortable with unknown people over time.)
If a homeless man came up to you asking for change, what would you do?
I would give him the change so he'd get the hell away from me.
I would give him the change so he can get something to eat.
I would refuse to give him any money. He should have to work for it like everyone else.
I would refuse to give him any money because he'd probably buy alcohol or drugs and only make his life worse.
(I always give some change, if I have it, but I doubt it is ever enough for the person to buy anything to eat. Ergo, I selected option A. I figure he or she will get change from other people as well, and that combined this will be enough for him or her to purchase food.)
I think I am better than most people.
(At some things, yes. At other things, no.)
I think that most of the things in the world cannot be explained in a rational manner.
Which of the following would you most prefer?
A large, wild party.
A close, intimate gathering with one or two friends.
I usually feel pretty guilty after I do something wrong.
I am extremely confident and proud of myself.
Which of the following best describes you?
I am a feeler. (Meaning you are emotional, not that you like to "touch" things. Perverts.)
I am a thinker.
Do you usually initiate conversations?
I do not get angry very often.
I tend to dislike most other people.
I feel logical, structured pursuits like mathematics or science are ultimately more important and useful than open-ended or intuitive pursuits like the arts.
For the most part, yes.
For the most part, no.
(This has got to be the hardest question here. I appreciate both so much. Science helps us live more comfortably. Art gives life something to appreciate. Science leads to better understanding. Art has the power to persuade. Wow, this is hard.)
I am usually talkative.
Which of the following have you done?
I have cheated on a significant other.
I have been in more than three physical fights.
I have done something unimportant to me, knowing that it would devastate someone else.
None of the above.
I demand recognition for my achievements.
For stats, what's your gender?
And your birthday?
Your result for The Personality Defect Test by Saint_Gasoline ...
You are 100% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
You are the Braggart! Like Muhammad Ali, you would surely tell everyone that you are "The Greatest" whilst bragging incessantly about your intelligence, your skills, and your abilities. You tend to be a thinker rather than a feeler, and combined with your extroversion and arrogance, this makes you someone who probably just LOVES to brag about his accomplishments. Despite this, however, you are a very gentle, tender person and truly care about others' feelings. You just happen to care more about yourself. Unlike Ali, of course, you are rather rational as opposed to emotional, and you are also much more gentle. But his arrogance and extroversion best reflect the most visible aspects of your personality. But his afro and his penchant for rhyming...not so much. There is not really much to dislike about you, aside from the fact that you can be incredibly annoying, and you probably never shut up about yourself. You may be one of these people who refer to themselves in the third person. If you have a nickname, it is probably one you gave to yourself, because you are too cool for the nickname others have given you--like "doofus" and "shitface". Your personality defect, in summary, is the fact that you are extremely overconfident, extroverted, and perhaps rather lacking in emotions. YOU ARE THE GREATEST! Or so you keep telling yourself every night as you stare at yourself in the mirror and practically make out with your reflection. Maybe one day everyone else on the planet will agree with your assessment of yourself. Nah, I'm just kidding. We think you're an arrogant dickhole. But a NICE arrogant dickhole, so no worries.
To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.
Your exact opposite is the Bitch-Slap.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Haughty Intellectual, and the Capitalist Pig.
If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.
The other personality types:
The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
Compared To Other Takers
You scored 100% on Rationality, higher than 91% of your peers.
You scored 57% on Extroversion, higher than 58% of your peers.
You scored 14% on Brutality, higher than 20% of your peers.
You scored 71% on Arrogance, higher than 84% of your peers.
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