Alex Peak
The Your Type of Girl Test
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My Answers
Let's start with something simple: You're at a costume party filled with many girls in various outfits. Who catches your eye first?
The Perky Cheerleader
The Naughty Schoolgirl
The Hippie with the Sexy Midriff
The Fallen Angel with Black Wings/Halo
(Essentially all of the above, minus the cheerleader. I would probably rank the costumes in the following order: (A) Goth Angel, (B) Hippie, (C) Schoolgirl.)
Good. Now: trying to ignore physical differences, which overall appearance do you think is the most attractive?
A
B
C
(Obviously I can’t judge each individual presented without knowing her individual personality. Based solely on style, then, I would say A, then B, then C. Of course, if I were to gain knowledge of their individual personalities, such judgment may of necessity change.)
For the purposes of this question, you're a straight guy. On your first date with a girl, what would you like her to answer the door wearing?
Regular jeans, cute sweater/shirt, light makeup
Low-rise jeans, sexy midriff, lots of makeup
Baggy khakis, band t-shirt, arm band, dark eyeshadow
Nothing at all
(I’m torn between the band tee-shirt and the nudity. Either way, the lots-of-makeup option is my least-favourite option. I prefer regular jeans over khakis any day. But, I prefer khakis over capris; nothing is lower on my list than capris. Really, a set of regular-yet-ripped jeans, band tee-shirt, arm band, and dark eye-shadow would probably beat nudity if that option were given; but since khakis are given instead of regular-yet-ripped jeans, I’ll go with the latter. (And, again, personality and interests are just as important as appearance.))
Fascinating! So... who's most attractive?
A
B
C
(Again, I’d probably go A, then B, then C. But I think this test is ignoring how important personality is. If the first woman is a Nazi or Stalinist, and the third woman is an anarcho-libertarian, my preference would go immediately for the third. (By the way, are these three different women, or the same woman wearing different things and having differently-lengthed hair?))
Which adjective best describes the clothing you like to see on women?
Tasteful
Revealing
Unique
Fashionable
(Unique or revealing. I don’t care one bit about fashion.)
We're learning so much. Say... who do you find most attractive?
A
B
C
(Why are their mouths all open? And, again, is this a set of three different women, or the same woman? Clearly she’s (or they’re) not the same woman/women/womyn from question 4, but…I’m suspecting A, b, and C here are really just one woman.)
Tattoos and/or piercings? (If you like EITHER of the two, even if you hate the other, pick the first answer)
SEXY!
NOT SEXY!
APATHY!
Ok. Quit yelling and tell me who's the most attractive.
A
B
C
(I am 99% sure that A, B, and C are the same woman. Unfortunately, her facial expression in B makes her look like a heroin addict. Although I appreciate the devilish smile in A, the style of B and C are more relaxed. I think what’s really causing me to choose B is that it is in black-and-white; C is my second choice. But, seriously, I know I sound like a broken record, but this test is ignoring something extremely important: i.e. non-physical characteristics. If she bosses people around, or worse yet despises rock music, or still worse believes blacks are inferior, that’s going to immediately cause my judgment to change.)
Once again: you're a straight guy. Where would you like your girlfriend to do her shopping? Assume money isn't an issue.
A Christian Dior Boutique
The Gap
Hot Topic
Thrift Store / Classic Clothing Shop
(C, then D, then B, then the one of which I’ve never heard.)
This tells us more than you think...
A
B
C
(C, then B, then A.)
This is a new kind of question, but don't worry, it's not tough to answer.
Very Attractive
No Opinion / Only Sort Of
Totally Unattractive
Most excellent. Now how about her?
Very Attractive
No Opinion / Only Sort Of
Totally Unattractive
(The outfit is too large/baggy for her, which makes it…a bit off. But I can see what they were going for (i.e. a general gothic look), so I’ll say very attractive.)
Remember, we're not talking about physical attributes here, but overall vibe. What about this girl?
Very Attractive
No Opinion / Only Sort Of
Totally Unattractive
And how about this one?
Very Attractive
No Opinion / Only Sort Of
Totally Unattractive
One more to round out this set.
Very Attractive
No Opinion / Only Sort Of
Totally Unattractive
Let's do some more comparisons, shall we? Which do you find most attractive?
A
B
C
(C, then B, then A.)
Which Natalie is the one for you?
A
B
C
Phew... let's take a breather ask a regular question: what's closest to your idea of a cool way to express your love to a partner?
Let's get matching tattoos, baby!
An elegant dinner and elegant diamonds
Edible underwear and a bottle of vodka
Spend the day cuddled up, watching movies
Some more comparisons. Which look does it for you?
A
B
C
(B, then C, then A.)
And last (for this page) but surely not least...
A
B
C
(A, then B, then C. Am I the only person who thinks a sense of humour is also attractive? Am I the only person who thinks a woman interested in philosophy would be more fun to be around then one who only thinks about jewellery? I mean, I know that to some small degree the quiz is capturing these preferences, but I remain unconvinced that the quiz is realising just how important rationalism is to me when seeking a companion.)
Thongs, Bikini Panties, or Boyshorts? Need Help? Check it:
Thongs
Bikini Panties
Boyshorts
Pick the adjective you would MOST want someone to use while describing your girlfriend.
Artsy
Adorable
Classy
Smoldering
Good. Now wait... wait... CHOOSE!
A
B
C
(B, then A, then C.)
Now pick the adjective you would LEAST want someone to use while describing your girlfriend.
Artsy
Adorable
Classy
Smoldering
(I find nothing unfavourable about any of these words.)
And last up for comparison, please pick your favorite version of Angelina.
A
B
C
(They’re all pretty much a tie.)
Here's your chance to just tell us, straight out, what you find attractive. This helps balance against the assumptions made by some of the other questions.
Do you prefer your women cute, or hot? Here's a hint: many, many girls can be beautiful, but still cute. It takes a certain kind of girl to be hot.
Hot
Cute
Do you prefer your women to dress in very unique/artsy ways, in more typical ways, or in extra-stylish ways? Note: Typical doesn't have to mean boring.
Artsy/Unique
Typical/Casual
Extra-Stylish
And let's be honest with ourselves: what sort of vibe do you like to get from women? Dark, Light, or somewhere in between. This is not a question about skintone. If you're not sure what we mean, how about a pop-culture reference: Angelina Jolie's a whooole lot darker than Jennifer Aniston.
Dark
Somewhere In Between
Light
Pick the cliche you like MOST
Goth Girls
Geeky Girls
Club Girls
Girly Girls
(Goth or Geeky. Or Geeky Gothic.)
Pick the cliche you like LEAST
Goth Girls
Geeky Girls
Club Girls
Girly Girls
For stats, what's your gender?
Male
Female
And your birthday?
My Results
Your result for The Your Type of Girl Test by dgc20e ...
The Goth Girl
32% Sexy-Cute, 17% Dark-Light, 24% Artsy-Stylish
Sexy, Dark and Artsy, the Goth Girl definitely catches your eye. And who can blame you, with her black eyeshadow, black clothes, and black expression? The Goth Girl tempts with the promise of sinful satisfaction.
See All The Categories
Sexy Dark Artsy The Goth Girl Sexy Dark Not Artsy or Stylish The Brooding Poet Sexy Dark Stylish The Mistress Sexy Not Dark or Light Artsy The Hippie Chick Sexy Not Dark or Light Not Artsy or Stylish The Hot Friend Sexy Not Dark or Light Stylish The Sorority Girl Sexy Light Artsy The Actress Sexy Light Not Artsy or Stylish Your Friend's Sister Sexy Light Stylish The Prom Queen Cute Dark Artsy The Suicide Girl Cute Dark Not Artsy or Stylish The Bad Girl Cute Dark Stylish The Bettie Page Girl Cute Not Dark or Light Artsy The Art Student Cute Not Dark or Light Not Artsy or Stylish The Girl Next Door Cute Not Dark or Light Stylish The Debutante Cute Light Artsy The New Age chick Cute Light Not Artsy or Stylish The Favorite Friend Cute Light Stylish The Cheerleader Compared To Other Takers
You scored 32% on Sexy-Cute, higher than 10% of your peers. (That means 10% were more in favour of sexy than me, and 90% were more in favour of cute than me.)
You scored 17% on Dark-Light, higher than 1% of your peers. (That means 1% were more in favour of dark than me, and 99% were more in favour of light than me.)
You scored 24% on Artsy-Stylish, higher than 4% of your peers. (That means 4% were more in favour of artsy than me, and 96% were more in favour of stylish.)
How Everyone Did
Sexy-Cute
Dark-Light
Artsy-Stylish
