Alex Peak

Emo Test

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My Answers

1:  Did you pay for that haircut?
No

2:  Have ever sat down and wrote heart felt lyrics/poetry about love and heartbreak?
Yes

3:  Do you still bawl when ever you read it?
No

4:  Straight-edge?
No

5:  Do you quote lyrics of a song rather than just say "bye?"
No

6:  Are you pierced?
Yes

7:  ...but only on the eyebrow?
No

8:  Do you wear glasses?
Yes

9:  Thick black rims?
No

10:  Do you really need them because you have poor eyesight?
Yes

11:  Do you think New Found Glory is emo?
No

(Pop-rock.)

12:  Do you get beat up by real punks?
No

13:  Do you own more than one pair of Chuck Taylors'?
No

14:  Are you on a first name basis with the cashiers at the good-will store?
No

15:  Rivers Cuomo, genius?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe

(I don’t know if he is or not.)

16:  Do you own more than 3 sweaters?
No

17:  Have you paid more $10 for any of them?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe

(Not applicable.)

18:  Do any of them fit?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe

(Not applicable.)

19:  Would you be excited to take a new job because the dress code requires you to wear a tie every day?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe

(Maybe, but I don’t know.  I love ties, but would I love wearing them every day?)

20:  Own any The Juliana Theory albums?
No

21:  Have you ever given your heart away?
No

22:  ...only to be smashed into the ground?
Yes

23:  ...Have you accepted it and moved on?
Yes

24:  Are you a spoiled and only child?
Yes

25:  Do you think stars are just like..so rad?
Yes

(I love astronomy.)

26:  Ever dye your hair black, blue or reddish-brown?
Yes

27:  Pins on your messenger bag?
Yes

(Safety pins, but they’re on my book-bag.  I do not own a “messenger bag.”)

28:  Been to a show and moshed?
Yes

29:  Been to a show and cried?
No

30:  Like Dashboard Confessional better than Further Seems Forever?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe

(I don’t know, as I’ve not heard of Further Seems Forever.  For all I know, they could be as bad as Dashboard Confessional.)

My Results

I am 33% Emo.
Semi-Emo ...mummble.
Hmm.. I should stop listening to Dashboard Confessional.... enough said... Now that I stopped looking at my shoes, I know how the real world looks.