Alex Peak

Goth Test

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My Answers

1:  Black bed-sheets?
Yes

2:  ...Satin?
No

3:  Do you buy your cloves by the carton?
No

4:  Does an eyeliner pencil last you longer than a week?
Yes
(Since I’ve never used one)

5:  Have you ever been late with rent because you had to get those killer boots, vinyl, latex, or leather clothing?
No

6:  Ever date a DJ, singer or band member?
Yes

7:  Are you married to one?
No

8:  Ever have to explain your dog-collar to you mom?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe
(Not applicable.)

9:  If you are a boy, have you ever worn a dress?
If you're a girl, do you find boys in dresses sexy?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe
(Not to my knowledge.)

10:  Did you get picked on when you were a kid?
Yes

11:  Do you go to Ren-Fests in costume?
No

12:  Do you own a set of custom made fangs?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe
(I had fangs I bought in a Halloween store, but I don’t know if they constitute custom-made.)

13:  Did you make them yourself?
No

14:  Have you seen The Crow more than 5 times?
No

15:  Do think Peter Murphy is too skinny?
No

16:  Have you changed your name to something more Goth?
No

17:  ...do your parents still call you by your real name?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe

18:  Is your bedroom painted black or some other 'dark' color?
Yes
(Gray.)

19:  Have you filled up more than two books/notebooks/sketch-pads with your poetry and/or art?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe
(I’ve got poetry and such on scraps of paper which can be found all over the place.)

20:  Ever date someone of the same sex?
No

21:  ...does it matter?
No

22:  Have you ever dyed your hair more than three times in one month?
No

23:  Did you cry when you heard Rozz Williams died?
No

24:  Own a corset or a cod-piece?
No

25:  ...both?
No

26:  Have you ever made a fan-site for your favorite goth band?
No

27:  Do you even know who Sam Rosenthal is?
No

28:  Ever paint your finger nails black with a blackmagic marker and not even realize you were doing it?
No

29:  Do you know why people think you're a freak?
Yes

30:  Is it because they are stupid and weak sheep falling into the cold jaws of society?
Yes

My Results

I am 34% Goth.
Slave to Goth.
Goth ny night, normal by day. Deep in my heart I know I am evil, but not on the company's time. I do need to eat.