Alex Peak

Grunge Test

Click Here to Take the Quiz

My Answers

1:  Did you brush your hair today?
No

2:  Have you washed your hair in the past week?
No

3:  Have you ever worn more than one flannel at a time?
Yes

4:  If a Buddhist says "nirvana" do you think of Kurt Cobain?
Yes

5:  Do you tend to sleep on the floor at friends of friend's houses because you just "don't really feel like going anywhere"?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe

6:  Grunge died with Kurt, right?
No

7:  Quick, smell yourself. Do you offend?
Yes

8:  Do you believe that Fred Durst is probably the antichrist?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe

9:  Do you tend to talk like you're just coming off a high, even though its just how you talk, no really, man... huh?
No

10:  Do you know who Mudhoney is?
Yes

11:  Have you washed your jeans within the last week?
No

12:  Do you play guitar?
Yes

13:  Is it a Jagstang?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe

14:  Have you ever spent more than 7 hours in one day stoned in bed watching cartoons and eating cold french fries?
No

15:  Are you stoned right now?
No

16:  Do your socks match?
Yes

17:  Are you wearing socks?
Yes

18:  Do you own a pair of black high top Converse shoes?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe
(They're low-tops.)

19:  Did you score a 50% or higher on the Raver test?
No

20:  Have you gotten fired from your job a for being unkept and sleeping at work?
No

21:  Been to Seattle?
No

22:  Do you have between 3-7 stains on the shirt you are wearing now?
No

23:  Are you frustrated because people never understand your "real" message?
Yes

24:  Is your room clean?
No

25:  Do you care?
No

26:  Do you collect random pets and let them live in a bathtub in your living room?
No

27:  Do you believe Courtney Love killed Kurt?
No

28:  Quick, can you name 4 sub-pop bands (former sub-pop bands count)
Yes

29:  Are thrift stores your best friend?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe

30:  Are you sick of people reminding you its not 1992?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe

My Results

I am 56% Grunge.
Grunge as Hell!
I am pretty dirty, all right and, I reek of teen spirit... I would sell my own children for a moldy hotpocket, man.