Alex Peak

Metal Head Test

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My Answers

1:  Does your wardrobe consist entirely of concert T-shirts and jeans?
No

2:  Was the movie "Air Heads" a stupid movie, or what?
No

3:  When sitting around with friends, do you often compare death metal grunts?
No

4:  Do you get weepy to Ozzy’s "Mama I'm coming home?"
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe

5:  Do you live with your parents?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe

6:  Hail Satan?
No

7:  Has Metallica just started getting good in the past few years?
No

8:  Do/Did you go to a vocational school?
No

9:  Do shout along with your favorite CDs?
Yes

10:  ...louder to the dirty/evil parts?
No

11:  Do you own a guitar?
Yes

12:  Can you play it?
No
(I’ve been told I can, and that in fact my songs are pretty good.  But since they mostly consist entirely of power-cords, it all depends upon what one defines as “playing.”)

13:  Have ever bought a Dio Poster?
No

14:  Did you throw it away in shame?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe

15:  Can you draw "Eddie" from memory?
No

16:  Do you even know who "Eddie" is?
Yes

17:  Ever been to Ozzfest?
No

18:  Was it to see Mudvayne?
No

19:  Do you want to go to a Def Leppard concert just to see Rick Allen's stump?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe

20:  Is Lemmy God?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe
(Can”t we just focus on the fact that Motörhead rocks and leave it at that?)

21:  Do you know that Limp Bizkit is actually boy band?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe

22:  One word, "Mullet?"
No

23:  Do you involuntarily turn every cross you see upside-down?
No

24:  Do you finish things you start?
No

25:  Is your hair longer than your girlfriend's or is your boyfriend's hair longer than yours?
Yes

26:  Do your CD's have at least then 5 bands with the words Metal or Death in them?
No

27:  Is Yngwie Malmsteen a type of alcohol?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe

28:  When your favorite solo comes on, do people commonly look at you as if you were possessed?
No

29:  Can you name an 80's Hair Metal band for every letter of the alphabet?
No

30:  Does your date's shirt come off at a concert (actually works for boys and girls, hrmmm)?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe

My Results

I am 36% Metal Head.
Sorta Metal.
Most other metal-heads acknowledge my presence, but they laugh at me behind my back. Maybe I need to stop spending all that money on haircuts and invest in a few Pantera T-shirts.