Alex Peak

Punk Rock Test

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My Answers

1:  Tattoos?
No

2:  Have you ever owned a Ramones album on Vinyl?
No

3:  Have you ever had a pissing contest with a girl?
No

4:  ...was it inside the bar?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe

5:  Ever punch a cop?
No

6:  ...was he your Dad?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe

7:  Do you have actual scars from punk rock shows?
No

8:  Has a bar owner let you and your friends drink for free as long as you break up any fights that night?
No

9:  Do you know the words to the Descendents' song "All"?
No

10:  Can you survive on Ramen Noodles and Nyquil?
Yes

11:  ...have you?
No

12:  Do you own more than 3 pairs of shoes?
No

13:  Do you own more than 3 pairs of jeans?
No

14:  Have you ever shaved your head in a socially unacceptable way?
No

15:  Do you own braces?
No

16:  Do you even know what braces are, you fuckin' poser?
Yes

17:  Do you think Korn is Punk?
No

18:  Have you been kicked out of your parent's house?
No

19:  Have you been kicked out of a bar?
No

20:  Have you been fired for telling your boss to, "fuck off?"
No

21:  Been to jail, yet?
No

22:  Own a car?
No

23:  Have you ever pierced a body object by yourself? (Going to a "I AM A PUSSY" piercing shop doesn't count, fucking wussie.)
No

24:  Have you ever had to "Fuck shit up?"
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe

25:  Ever get Jimmy from Murphy's Law high?
No

26:  Have you held a job for less than a day?
No

27:  Do you think Blink182 is Punk?
No
(They're pop-rock.)

28:  Vomit while making out?
No

29:  Shit yourself?
Yes
(Hasn't everybody?)

30:  Lost a job for shitting yourself?
No

My Results

I am 32% Punk Rock.
Not Quite Punk.
Well, I may know what punk is, but... Okay maybe some people think I am punk, but is that enough? Nope.