Alex Peak

Raver Test

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My Answers

1:  Do you frequently find yourself getting to bed around 2pm?
Yes

2:  Do you go to Kay-bee's Toys to accessorize your wardrobe?
No

3:  Have ever you paid $10 for a 10oz bottle of tap water?
No

4:  Do you have a 9 to 5 job?
No

5:  Do attend more than 3 events a week?
No

6:  Is your best friend a promoter?
No

7:  Does he/she even know who you are?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe

8:  Are you a DJ?
No

9:  ..or do you just think you are? (honestly now.)
No

10:  Is your mouth forever purple from candy?
No

11:  Are you a college student?
Yes

12:  Are you a Highschool student?
No

13:  Are lights on a visor stupid?
Yes

14:  Have you ever saved up for months for a synth or drum machine?
No

15:  ...just to find out you suck at making music?
No

16:  Ever have someone tell you, "Nice Pants."?
No

17:  Were they making fun of you?
No

18:  Have ever bought vinyl (record album, duh)?
Yes

19:  ...vinyl pants?
No

20:  Do you own matching pacifers for different outfits?
No

21:  Is math hard?
No

22:  Ever attend an event on Christmas night?
No

23:  Do you have to buy tickets?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe

24:  Has there ever been a night when you were on more then one guest list?
No

25:  Can dance for 5 hours straight?
No

26:  ...or would you rather just chill in the VIP room?
Yes

27:  Have you ever stood in line for more then 2 hours?
Yes

28:  If the cops break up the party do you just go home?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe

29:  Have you ever traveled more than 100 miles to see your favorite DJ?
No

30:  Was the party shut-down?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe

My Results

I am 18% Raver.
Not a Raver.
Have I even been to a rave? I'll go home. I am a Loser. I suck. Actually, I am probably just a normal person taking this test and don't know why.