Alex Peak

Ska Test

Click Here to Take the Quiz

My Answers

1:  Do you skank?
No

2:  Do you care that weed is illegal?
Yes
(It shouldn't be)

3:  Do you own at least 3 things with that black-and-white checker pattern?
No

4:  Are you wearing/carrying at least one right now?
No

5:  Are bands that dress up, just dumb?
No

6:  Do you own a pair of glasses with yellow lenses and black rims?
No

7:  Are you / were you in the school band?
No

8:  *shudder* Marching band?
No

9:  Did you play a horn?
No

10:  Were the 80's lame or what?
No

11:  Do you own a pair of red shoes?
No

12:  Is "hep" a word?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe

13:  Do you annoy people by using it way too fucking much?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe

14:  Did ska come from reggae?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe
(It's got roots in both reggae and punk.)

15:  Late '50s or early '60s -style haircut?
No

16:  Is it cool as hell?
I Don't Know or N/A or Maybe

17:  Did you listen to the Bosstones before 1994?
No

18:  Do you know at least 2 ska bands personally?
No

19:  Do punks or metalheads sometimes kick your ass, and you don't know why?
No

20:  Does three musicians make a complete band?
Yes

21:  Would you date someone of another race?
Yes

22:  You own at least 3 PEZ dispensers?
No

23:  Does the phrase two-tone mean anything to you?
Yes

24:  Can you complete the phrase "___________ to you, Rudy"?
No

25:  You're on a "Street Team?"
No

26:  Are you happy the "Swing" fad faded away in like a month?
No

27:  Have you lived in Orange County or San Diego?
No

28:  Have you been made fun of about your taste in music?
Yes

29:  Do you know what band "Ska Sucks" is by?
No

30:  Pick it up?
No

My Results

I am 21% Ska.
Not Ska at All.
I am not ska. I am not even close... I don't even know what skanking is? I may need guidance, get offline and see if I can go find myself a show, or a CD, or something.