Alex Peak

The Official “ARE YOU A LIBERAL OR A CONSERVATIVE?” Quiz

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My Answers

Should gay marriage be legalized?

Yes.  Of course.  What right does government have to tell those in a loving, consensual relationship whether or not they have the right to sanctify what they have together?  In fact, we should discontinue the licensing of marriages.  We should get government out of marriage.
We shouldn’t allow homosexuals to marry.  They don’t have that right, nor should they.  We need government to restrict relationships, even when they’re consensual, incorporate only adults, and don’t incorporate animals.  Instead of marriage, we should grant the homosexuals “civil unions”.  It’ll be separate, and thus unequal, but it’s what needs to be done.
We need government to step in and tell churches that they’re not allowed to marry homosexuals.  Let’s pass an amendment banning it!

How do you feel about the War on Drugs?

We should end this insane “War on Drugs” immediately.  Drug-prohibition increases crime.  Government is squandering over 19.2 billion of our tax dollars every year to basically control what substances we put into our bodies.  Our prisons are over-crowded because of all the non-violent, otherwise-innocent drug users.  We should legalize drugs, pardon all non-violent drug criminals, get the government out of our lives, and watch the crime rates plummet.
What we need is government to step in and keep drugs illegal.  It was horrible when the free market allowed people to safely buy Bayer heroin in their corner pharmacy, back in 1910.  Instead of allowing Free Trade of drugs, we need government to step in and control what we’re allowed to put in our own body.  We can’t make those decisions for ourselves.  Keep the War on Drugs going!

How about gun control?

Gun control isn’t a wise policy.  It basically inhibits law-abiding citizens from owning guns with which they’d be able to protect themselves.  Since criminals don’t abide by laws, they will get their weapons off the black market; thus, gun control doesn’t affect them.  It only affects those that abide laws.  By disarming the innocent, crime rates increase.  We need to repeal these unconstitutional gun laws.
We need to ban all guns.  Guns kill people.  Also, swords kill people.  We should ban that, too.  And we should ban Karate.  Oh, and smoking, too!
We should have some gun control.  For example, perhaps we shouldn’t let former criminals buy guns with which to protect themselves, even though they’ve already served their time.  Or perhaps I support the ban on automatic weapons.  I might be supporting a waiting period, even though I know that the waiting period doesn’t stop criminals who buy guns on the black market.  However I slice it, I support at least some form of gun control which infringes on the right of the people to bear arms.  By the way, did you know that Hitler was for gun control, too.

So, where do you stand on the abortion issue?

Well, in my opinion, it’s the woman’s right to choose what she does with her body.  Just as nobody but the individual male should ever have the right to make a final decision as to whether or not he has a vasectomy, nobody but the individual female should ever have the right to make a final decision as to whether or not she has an abortion.  The government should definitely have no say in the matter.  Let’s not go back to the hangers!
I disagree.  We do need government to make these sorts of decisions for us.  You don’t own your body, the collective does.  Your “right to choose what you do with that-body-you-claim-is-yours” doesn’t exist.  There is no individuality.  Subsequently, abortion should be illegal.

And lastly, what do you think about censorship?

In my opinion, the FCC is out of hand.  The airwaves are owned by the people, not the government!  I can understand the FCC censoring rape porn and child porn, but censoring anything else is just insane.  If CBS wants to show Janet’s boob 24/7, there’s no reason the government should stop them or censor them through fines.  I don’t want the government monitoring my or my children’s television.  Government is not our parent!
What we need is for government to tell us what we can and can’t watch!  Government should be like our big brother.

My Results

I am a Liberal. I support gay marriage; am against
drug-prohibition, gun-prohibition, and
censorship; and am pro-Choice.