Alex Peak
The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test
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My Answers
Are you emotionally moved by a powerful speaker?
Yes, very!
No more than anyone
No
Do you take pride in being part of a successful team?
Yes, of course
I'm more of an individualist
I dislike working in groups
Do you have any ethnic or racial pride?
No
Maybe / not sure
Yes, but I would call it minimal and healthy.
Yes, lots
Do you get a little excited when bad things happen in the news?
Yes
Only sometimes
Only if it's outside my own country
No, never
How much would a horrible disaster in a country not your own bother you?
It doesn't matter where it is! I'd be just as upset.
I'd be a little less upset
I'd be not nearly as upset
I wouldn't be upset at all
How much propaganda makes it into public schools, in your country?
What? None.
A little
A lot
Are you part of any organized religion?
Yes, very actively
Not very actively
No
If your country were to annex, without violence, another country, how would you feel?
Very proud
Somewhat proud
Indifferent
Worried
What if your country annexed another, inferior country, by threat of violence, how would feel then?
Very proud
Somewhat proud
Indifferent
Worried
Would people of other first-world countries be lucky if they could live in your country instead?
Yes; very lucky!
Maybe; it depends on their country
I don't know
Definitely not
Think about your country. Would you like to serve it?
Yes; however I could
Yes; but not in an armed service
Not necessarily
No
Would you risk death for your country?
Yes
Maybe
Probably not...but under some circumstances, maybe
No way
Everyone's a little bit racist.
True. Especially myself.
True.
Not everyone. I am a little, though.
Not everyone. I, for one, am not racist at all.
Are any of these people deserving of public mistreatment? Read the whole list: gays, foreigners, Jews, Americans, Africans, Asians (you might know them as Orientals), Europeans, protesters, environmentalists, and people who don't put their country above themselves?
Yes, many
1 or 2.
None
How much of what your country's leaders say do you believe?
All or almost all. They're already in power; they have no reason to lie.
Most. Public officials can't always be open, but they're usually honest.
Some. I don't trust politicians, but I don't think they're all bad.
None. I am very cynical about those in power.
Your president/prime minister/despot/whatever makes a budget. In it, he or she allocates $4 billion to top-secret defense initiatives. How does this make you feel?
Safer
Hopeful for world domination
Scared
Indifferent
Think about it: are you a pushover?
Yeah, I am sometimes
A little, but not more than anyone else
No
I would take DOWN the man who tried to push me around.
How many languages are you fluent in?
1 or less
2
3
4+
And finally: what's the best thing that could happen to the world, from the following list?
One unified, powerful, peaceful government
Multiple -- although sometimes disagreeing -- governments
War. Survival of the fittest.
Anarchy
For stats, what's your gender?
Male
Female
And your birthday?
My Results
Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test by jason_bateman ...
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 14% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
Compared To Other Takers
You scored 15% on brainwashworthy, lower than 97% of your peers.
You scored 14% on antitolerant, lower than 98% of your peers.
You scored 14% on patriotic, lower than 93% of your peers.
How Everyone Did
brainwashworthy
antitolerant
patriotic
